Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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