the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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