i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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