How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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