I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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