I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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