This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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