i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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