At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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