Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just found a bag of teeth...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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