I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How external is "for external use only"?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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