If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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