As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Never joke about your clitoris.
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