WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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