My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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