The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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