belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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