Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
