dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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