So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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