I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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