Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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