the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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