What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
