just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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