I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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