Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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