I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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