I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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