Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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