I think I am morally bankrupt
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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