Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I am available for nakedness
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