your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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