um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i came on her dog
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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