HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We left an ass print on the piano.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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