Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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