Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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