HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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