Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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