I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize