can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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