Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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