why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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