I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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