he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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