so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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