Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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