she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Rumble strips road head = magical
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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