I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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