It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
