Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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