Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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