If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My ass is underappreciated
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Randomize