I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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