i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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